Gay Canada,
Canada doesn't have special forces. Chretien shut down your airborne regiment. Why? Because they beat the fuck out of a Somali nigger and killed him. I hear the niggers didn't want the apology, just the 30 goats and they'd be fine with it.
We wouldn't waste our military on fighting Canadians. We'd simply unleash a few homo muzzies and New York leatherman on you. In minutes the 10 fags, women and fat boys otherwise known as the Canadian army would be bent over and taking it up the ass from the US leathermen, which is an analogy for what your shitty country takes every day on a national scale from we Americans.
Canada is useless, just like you. Now fuck off.