Unlike yours, my penis is very much real!
I am not a cheap rip off of the late pinocchio like yourself, so my penis is actually not made out of wood.
Now i truly understand why you hang out with Abqueene and Imam the ass clown. They told you they were blue fairies and the only way for you to become a "Real Boy" is for them to sprinkle their "fairy dust" all around your ass!
Well i hate to break the news boy, but you will never be a "Real boy" those fuckers just wanted to butter your wooden muffin!