Holy FUCKing Jesus Christ all-FUCKing-MIGHTY! This means that all those TV series I've made about dinosaurs, birds, flowers and crap are all full of FUCKING BULLSHIT!
If the boys back at BBC TV hear about this, those tight-arsed cunts will likely cancel my bastard retirement payout!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. What's the price for your silence Mr Foreskin Cheese? Just name the amount and it'll be in Epsilon's fucking bank account in the morning. And sign me up, PLEASE. Just for CHRIST'S sake, sign me the FUCK up!